Dirty Laundry

I make my living off the evening news Just give me something, something I can use People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry Well, I couldve been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry Kick em when theyre up, kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre up, kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre up, kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre up, kick em all around We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5 She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye Its interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry You dont really need to find out whats going on You dont really want to know just how far its gone Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry Kick em when theyre up, kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre up, kick em when theyre down Kick em when theyre up, kick em when theyre down Kick em when they shit , kick em all around Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing When its said and done, we havent told you a thing We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry